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Posted by frankmeyer - Monday, October 02, 2006 1:20 PM - On http://www.g4tv.com/

On Saturday night, Sept. 30, I went to the greatest party of my entire life. And I have been to some pretty wild parties in my day, people. But this one took the cake.

The event, dubbed "The Gathering," was a release party for the Michael Ninn-directed adult film Sacred Sin, which features two brand new instrumental songs by the great Eddie Van Halen. The party was thrown at Eddie's house (!!!) and was an extravagant, decadent affair unlike anything I have ever been to.

Yes, you read that right, the porn party was at Eddie-friggin’-Van-Halen’s house!!!

How awesome was this soirée, you wonder? Well, there were scantily clad and/or naked chicks everywhere, there were half-naked Cirque du Soleil-type performers doing acrobatics in and outside the house (see photo), there were guys on stilts walking around, there were rock stars and porn stars galore, there was an open bar, tons of great food and hor's d'oeuvres, plus Eddie played a set of Van Halen songs with an all-star backing band, and later entertained a small room with a piano recital!

Holy sh*t!!!!!

Okay, still catching my breath...but allow me to give you a brief rundown of the night’s events.

First, the guests met at a parking lot down the street from his mansion in the Hollywood Hills. You could tell the party was gonna be bangin’ just from the line of buxom babes and weirdo dudes waiting for the vans to take us into his inner sanctum.

Upon arrival to his Spanish style compound, which was adorned with candles, lights and trippy glass art for the occasion, guests were greeted by a bartender serving up Stockholm Krystal vodka, some tequila from bottles shaped like male genitalia, and any drink you could think of. After getting a cocktail, all you had to do was take about ten steps into the living room and there was Eddie, greeting guests, with a guitar strapped to his bare chest. He was happy as a clam, posing for pictures with anyone that asked (that’s Dino Everett from The Streetwalkin’ Cheetahs, Eddie and myself on the right). Eddie looked great, by the way, every bit the ageless Guitar God you’d want him to be.

The backyard was where the real action was, with a band onstage rockin’ cover tunes, bars stocked with exotic liquors, and a pool adorned with a waterslide. There were colored lights and candles everywhere, giving the area the feel of both a rock concert and a very upscale party.

After about a half hour, Eddie got up on stage and greeted the guests. “Are you havin’ a good time?” he hollered. Damn straight we are! Then he cranked up his amp and blazed through a rippin’ version of his signature solo “Eruption,” complete with nods to other classic solos like “Cathedral.” The band -- called The Starf*ckers and featuring Eric Dover of Jellyfish and Slash’s Snakepit and former Motley Crue singer John Corabi, -- then joined him as he ripped into a cover of Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell.” Apparently Idol was supposed to play a set too, but was a no-show. His loss. Mind-bogglin’ versions of “You Really Got Me,” “Jump,” and “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” followed much to the delight of the ecstatic crowd.

And what a crowd it was. There were rock stars like Guns ‘n’ Roses keyboardist Dizzy Reed (who gave a little performance on Eddie’s grand piano later that night, see above picture) and Fishbone frontman Angelo Moore, but they were dwarfed by the pure volume of porn stars in da house. A partial list includes Jessica Jaymes, Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Angel Cassidy, Taylor Rain, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Evan Stone, Sacred Sin stars Nick Manning, Dee, and Monica Mayhem, and brand new Shane’s World hottie Casey Parker (left, with Eddie). Parker was a particularly fun gal to hang with, as she out-drank me in both alcohol and espresso…and that ain’t easy!

As if Eddie’s rock set wasn’t enough of a treat, he even gave a private piano recital for a small room of fans and friends (see photo). Man, this guy is such a mad scientist genius that even when he sits down to tinkle the ivories, an explosion of emotion and melody comes pouring out of him. It’s as if a torrent of music is constantly raging through his system, and he need only touch an instrument for it to come pouring out. If he were born in the 18th Century, he clearly would be considered on par with Mozart. He is that good. Seriously.

Exploring the mansion was quite a treat too. Was I more impressed with the rad Van Halen photos everywhere, the personal family photographs lined up on the walls, the Grammys and other awards on the shelves, the dentist’s chair in the living room, or the indoor racketball court that was modified for the night into an erotic art gallery? I dunno, you tell me.

Soon, the pool was filled with naked girls making out and the scent of greenery filled the air. This really was the party to beat all parties, man. Hell, even the gift bags were off the hook! They included the two-disc collector's edition of Sacred Sin, a designer wristwatch, a bottle of Stockholm Krystal vodka, and two of Eddie’s guitar picks!

By the time I left, some girl had passed out (likely due to sensory overload from all the amazingness) so the fire department and ambulances were arriving and blocking the narrow driveway so no one could get out. Smart move. Luckily, I made my escape in one of the few vans that wasn’t stuck in the entrance.

As for Sacred Sin (Ninnworx), the movie, I watched it the next day and it is indeed an impressive, sexy, and very artistic flick. The girls are gorgeous, it looks like an expensive music video, and features two music videos for the tunes Eddie contributed. You can listen to "Rise" here, or "Catherine" here. Fans of high class adult films, stunning beauties, and Eddie guitar genius are encourage to go buy it NOW.

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